What will they think of next?

Sometimes I feel like I’m constantly on the front page of a tabloid magazine. Honestly, I do not know where my kids come up with some of the stuff they swear is true about my life. What’s worse, when I hear them, I resort to my typical default reaction, which is usually laughter ~ this seems to give them all the proof they need that their fabricated ideas are truth.

Here are just a few of the interesting tidbits I’ve learned about myself from being in the All Star paparazzi:

• I’m a vegetarian (b/c I “just look like one”)
• I drive a burgundy car
• I’m dating the deputy (who’s probably twice my age)
• (Except for days when I wear skirts, and then I’m dressing up for the basketball coach)
• I was seen kissing in the parking lot at the movies
• I was a cheerleader in high school
• I have 2 kids (this I can explain ~ clearly a misjudgment of the photos I’ve plastered on my screensaver / wallpaper of my niece & nephew)
• I like to “get crunk with it” (whatever that means)
• I go clubbin’ on the weekends
• My coworker & I are best friends
• Natasha Beddingfield is my sister
• I know every scientist in each educational video I’ve shown this year

I never knew my life was this exciting. I told one class that I’d have to tell their language arts teacher to do a unit on Creative Writing next ~ these kids would ace it with flying colors.